I dont need Google, my wife knows everything..


 One million copies of New book sold in Just 2 days  due to typing error of one alphabet in title - "An idea that can change your wife"

If you are wrong, shut up, you' re wise ;  If you are right, shut up, you're married

நிம்மதியாக இருக்கும்போது மனைவியைத் தேடுவதும்... மனைவி வந்தபின் நிம்மதியைத் தேடுவதுமே மனித இயல்பு...!! 

உன் தோழியை பார்த்ததும் உன் பக்கத்தில நெருக்கமா உட்கார்ந்தால், அவள் காதலி !!
உன் காதலியைப் பார்த்ததும் புன்னகையுடன் விலகி நடந்தால், அவள் தோழி !!

# நீ யாரையுமே பார்க்காம நடந்தாலும் அங்கே என்ன பார்வைன்னு குமட்டில் குத்தினால், அவள் மனைவி !!


Wives are magicians. ............. They can change anything into an argument

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.


"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... 

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" ;   Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 

Your dog is barking at the back door, your wife knocking at the front door. Who will you let in first and why? (Hope all husband knows the answer )


Rule # 1. Wife is always right. Rule # 2. If she is wrong, See Rule # 1


U can Tell ur Friend  "U r my Best Friend" But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"

Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from her mother's home!
Judge: That's all, case dismissed....


Apple is now working to make an
Slim design, beauty with brain
and, most important, a mute
Booking full till 2020 ;)

I met a man who had been married for 66 years.
"Amazing..66 years!" I said.
"What's the secret to such a long, happy marriage?"
"Well, It's like this...The man makes all the big decisions... and the woman just makes the little decisions."
I responded, "Does that really work?"
"Oh, yes" he said proudly..."66 years, and so far, not one big decision!"

அணில் குட்டி : காலங்காத்தால வூட்டுக்காருக்கிட்ட எல்லாத்தையும் படிச்சிக்காட்டி சிரிப்பா சிரிச்சிக்கிட்டு இருந்தாங்க... அவருப்பாவம் அம்மணிக்காக, வெளியில ஹிஹி..ன்னு சிரிக்கறமாதிரி சிரிச்சிட்டு. .உள்ளுக்குள்ள..குமறி குமறி அழதமேட்டரு எனக்கு மட்டும் தான் தெரியும்.. :((( 

பீட்டர் தாத்ஸ் : "A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free” 

Thanks to FB, Google & Mangalore Siva