I dont need Google, my wife knows everything..

 


 One million copies of New book sold in Just 2 days  due to typing error of one alphabet in title - "An idea that can change your wife"

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If you are wrong, shut up, you' re wise ;  If you are right, shut up, you're married

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நிம்மதியாக இருக்கும்போது மனைவியைத் தேடுவதும்... மனைவி வந்தபின் நிம்மதியைத் தேடுவதுமே மனித இயல்பு...!! 
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உன் தோழியை பார்த்ததும் உன் பக்கத்தில நெருக்கமா உட்கார்ந்தால், அவள் காதலி !!
 
உன் காதலியைப் பார்த்ததும் புன்னகையுடன் விலகி நடந்தால், அவள் தோழி !!
# நீ யாரையுமே பார்க்காம நடந்தாலும் அங்கே என்ன பார்வைன்னு குமட்டில் குத்தினால், அவள் மனைவி !!
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Wives are magicians. ............. They can change anything into an argument

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

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"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... 
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" ;   Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." 
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Your dog is barking at the back door, your wife knocking at the front door. Who will you let in first and why? (Hope all husband knows the answer )

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Rule # 1. Wife is always right. Rule # 2. If she is wrong, See Rule # 1

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U can Tell ur Friend  "U r my Best Friend" But

Do u have courage tell to ur Wife
"U r my Best Wife?"

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Judge: How can you prove you were not speeding your car?
Man: Sir, I was on the way to bring back my Wife from her mother's home!
Judge: That's all, case dismissed....

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Apple is now working to make an
"i-wife"
Slim design, beauty with brain
and, most important, a mute
button...!
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Booking full till 2020 ;)

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I met a man who had been married for 66 years.
"Amazing..66 years!" I said.
"What's the secret to such a long, happy marriage?"
"Well, It's like this...The man makes all the big decisions... and the woman just makes the little decisions."
I responded, "Does that really work?"
"Oh, yes" he said proudly..."66 years, and so far, not one big decision!"
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அணில் குட்டி : காலங்காத்தால வூட்டுக்காருக்கிட்ட எல்லாத்தையும் படிச்சிக்காட்டி சிரிப்பா சிரிச்சிக்கிட்டு இருந்தாங்க... அவருப்பாவம் அம்மணிக்காக, வெளியில ஹிஹி..ன்னு சிரிக்கறமாதிரி சிரிச்சிட்டு. .உள்ளுக்குள்ள..குமறி குமறி அழதமேட்டரு எனக்கு மட்டும் தான் தெரியும்.. :((( 

பீட்டர் தாத்ஸ் : "A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free” 

Thanks to FB, Google & Mangalore Siva 
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